ALMOST GOT ARRESTED IN PARIS
- Ezra Elliott

- Jun 27
- 4 min read
Welp it's official... I have been living with a chest infection for the passed 2 weeks lol, so yep I legit just toughed it out in Paris. Went to the doctors yesterday. Nothing on my lungs luckily, but got some antibiotics so gonna start taking them today. This cough needs to go.
So, now that I've announced that I have a blog, I had the most views I've ever had on yesterdays post! I dunno, I'm kind of nervouse now guys... Naw I'm playing lol. Oh, just so everyone knows, There will be misspelling and typos in my blogs, however I will do my best to make this all readable. I'm dyslexic so my spelling actually sucks. Still manging to pump out scripts though, so just powering through it. Even reading... I remember it used to take me so long read a book that I just wouldn't read. Then I realised that the only way to get better at reading is to read so I started reading more and now I can read pretty good I'd say. So in saying that I'ma pattern my spelling. I'm not going to use dyslexia as an excuse. I'ma pattern lol.
Anyway onto how me and my friends almost got arrested in Paris.
Throughout the trip we were casually bumbing train. Nothing new. If you from endz in London you know how nromal it is lol. So this was our 2nd to last day in the city and we bump through. Planning on going to the eiffle tower (Hope I spelled that right) we hopped on the first train. Calm. Then on our way to the second we cut through this tunnel where people were checking tickets, one women had on a police vest. long. We tried to blag our through "We're not from here, we're from London". They weren't having it and told us to wait to the side to pay a fine. Me and the mandem said naw fuck dat lol. We turned around and went to walk off then 3 guys out of nowhere came through and blocked our path... Like we trying barge passed and they physically trying hold us back. One large brudda was talking crazy to where me and him are basically butting heads. I go to barge through again, get pushed back. The mandem are pissed. One of my boys ready to fight and I'm not gonna lie I was on it until the women showed me her badge... 'yeah, this is long' I looked to my right and left and actually realised... "Yo, we're actually trapped".
They telling us that police are on their way and we gonna have to pay 180 euros each or we're done! Non of the mandem were on it. Lowkey accpeted we're just gonna get arrested. One of my boy said "might as well put the cuffs on us now" lol. It was only cuz one of my boys speaks french to where he negotiated and they lowered the price down to 20 each... Just said fuck it. Had to get out of that situation... We were high on shrooms too by the way.
The mood of the day dropped... Only one of the mandem thought it was funny. Without him the energy would have been dark. I was so mad. Like it felt like we got robbed. Rt. Then one of my friends said something so valid... Like we tried robbing them in way by trying cut through for free and we lowkey, in a way, kind of deserved it lol. We just laughed it off. Anyway after we got out we headed to the eiffle tower and rode bike all around paris as the sun was setting and listened to GLASSHOUSETENANT's music. Best bike ride of my life.
Side note. That situation made me realise something. We had also refused to take cab earlier becasue of the price (We were staying just outsdie of paris). But it made me realise that when you move in fear, the dept is loss. If you move with lack, you lack. It is the opposite of moving with abundance. Due to fear of loosing money, we lost more money then we would have if we had just taken the cab. Ironic init. but I belive everything happens for a reason, so lesson learned. And things could have been way worse. Like police carry guns in paris, If we would have tried to fight it could have actually been dark. So grateful things panned out the way they did.
Anyway happy to be home. Paris was actaully lit. This was darkest it got lol. Today I'ma enjoy my freedom and play Hollow knight (If you know, you know). Excited to go on the next trip with the mandem though. Where should we go next?
Oh, I also made it so you can like and comment on my blog post too. So make an account and offically be a member of my site. It's free so why not lol. Anyway hope you all have a blessed day!
TFL >>> PARIS METRO.
tfl>metro any day!